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You deserve to be suspended. Take your steroids and go the hell home.

I love baseball. I love the Atlanta Braves. 

I love the smell of beer and peanuts.  I love the electricity in the air of all the fans getting ready to cheer their team on to a win and the tension in the stands of a close game with a division rival.  I love my trying to eat a hot dog and hoping the cameras don’t get me.  I love the fact that I haven’t changed my profile picture on Facebook since opening day because we’re doing so well and I’m just that superstitious.  I love that when my best friend gave me my Javy Lopez jersey, I didn’t wash it for two seasons because I didn’t want to wash the luck out of it.  I love the fact that I am certain that Samantha and I kissing a plastic warthog on the nose helped us win the 1992 NLCS game against the Pirates. 

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