So I got annoyed a few times today, and figured here is as good a place as any to have my rant.
First of all, if you have more items than will fit in a hand held basket at Kroger, you should NOT use the self check out. You’re totally ruining self checkout for the rest of the world. Self checkout should not take more than 5ish minutes to do.
Second, is it really that hard to push the cart into the cart in front of it at the cart return spot? For that matter, is it that hard to put the little ones with the little ones and the larger ones with the larger ones?? They don’t fit. It’s kind of obvious. Ass.
Third, PULL UP TO THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU AT A LIGHT. I amazes me when I see people who leave two car lengths between them and the car in from of them for no reason at all. I wonder if they realize all the people they are keeping from getting into a turning lane because the ass in front of them aren’t paying attention to what’s going on. If you ever see a crazy red head directing traffic at a red light, that’s me. I will be teaching the city of Roswell how to move up to the car in front of theirs.
Fourth, speak like a human being. “Where her went?” might be the stupidest thing I have ever heard another human being say. Do not ever expect to be taken seriously if you cannot even speak with proper grammar. You sound ignorant. Just stop it. Forever.
All four of these things happened to me in one visit to Kroger. “Where her went” was said by one of the cashiers to one of her co-workers about a third co-worker asking about the third co-workers current location. I felt like I was going to have a seizure.
Till next time…